We all have one and they will be with us tomorrow

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OK so its that time of year again!!!

The whole crew will be at your house. Even that uncle we all secretly call "Uncle Peaches" Am i the only one with a Uncle Peaches? I so feel for my uncle he hasn't married and has no kids but loves to sing in the chior and is really the host of the party (after two drinks anyway) Then that one ole hateful, dried up, no man having aunt with the blue hair will be there. She'll wait for him to shine and be in his glory and ask "Boy when you gon get married" All the people at the table under age 100 will look blank as hell.

Then the way 2 skinny second cousin twice removed will get up and because she is a suspected crackhead. Everyone knows when she moves you gotta cover her. You can not let a crackhead roam unattended in your home. Unless you just want to miss all your good stuff!

OH YES! I cant wait for thanksgiving!

My favorite part is the cousins who are in jail and everyone swears they are their j usttheir because their black. Conveiently forgetting they have been robbing all of us blind since they were able to walk to the store by themselves. Isnt the twin their for stealing grandpas identity even tho hes been dead 5 years!

Oh I love me some Thanksgiving!!!!

The Niece who once is again is pregnant and seems to catch dementia when you ask exactly who baby 3.1 belongs to.

The religious aunt who if she asks to hear just a little James Clevland during the dinner hour (in a catholic household no less) great auntie francis (who wanted to be a nun until she found the power of the pussy and how shed be able to keep Uncle Ernesto in line with it way more exciting will slap her and ask forgiveness later. Or if she cant wait will sit during football time chanting the rosary where Auntie can hear it!

OH I cant wait for Thanksgiving

Then theres the one cousin who knows your in a realtionship, graduated colledge and have never graced a jail cell and he will ask....When alls quiet. yall only got tywo bedrooms and the other room looks like a den? Where do you sleep?

Oh I cant wait for thanksgiving

And if I live thru this I get to do it all over again at Christmas!!! Im so thankful!