Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Fw: [tmobilesidekick78] Things that make you wonder ..

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From: BabyBrwneyez <My_Yahoo#paradisedreams@tmail.com>
Subject: [tmobilesidekick78] Things that make you wonder ..
Date: Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:22:59 -0700

Here you go......

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there
is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when a revolve
r is thrown at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If people evolved from apes,why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running ove r a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bu gs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
~~~Now send this on to your friends and make them smile too!~~~
*Sent from a Sidekick Slide*


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