My favorite things as seen on Oprah!

WELCOME TO THE OPRAH SHOW AND I WOULD LOVE TO SHARE WITH YOU A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS. THESE THINGS ARE SOOO PHENOMINAL. ME AND MY GAL PAL GAIL JUST CANT GET ENOUGH! AS YOU KNOW, WE JUST SHARE EVERYTHING AND NOW I WANT TO SHARE WITH ALL OF YOU!!!

THE ALL NEW ADULT SUCK MY DICK ELMO....AVAILBLE AT PARADISE PLAYLAND GURANTEED TO SATISFY YOUR INNER CHILD 69.99....YOUR ALL GOING HOME WITH ONE!!! MY STEDMAN GAVE ME THIS TO PRACTICE ON AS TALKING ALL DAY JUST MAKES MY MOUTH AND JAWS SO TIRED BUT AFTER PRACTICING ON THIS....UMMM HMMM. YOU GUYS GET IT!!! THANK YOUU GAIL FOR THE BUDDY COACHING SYSTEM WE SET UP!!!

FOR THE PERSON WHO HAS MADE AN ART OUT OF GOING TO REHAB MEETINGS THE PERFECT GIFT! AVAILBLE EXCLUSIVELY AT WWW.OPRAH.COM FOR A MERE 7.99 FACE IT SOMETIMES THEY HAVE THE SAME STORY OVER AND OVER AGAIN. THIS LITTLE BEAUTY SUMS THEM AND THEIR LIFE UP IN 8 WORDS! oF COURSE ALL MY GUESTS ARE GOING HOME WITH ONE!

FOR THE CHURCH WOMAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING BUT A MAN...I WAS SOO SHOCKED WHEN I RECEIVED THIS BUT FOUND IT A TRULY RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE! I IMMEDIATELY SHARED MY FINDING WITH GAIL AS WE NEVER HAVE TIME TO MAKE CHURCH SERVICES. OH WHAT A REVIVAL IT WAS! AVAILBLE AT BIG DADDYS PLAYPEN 234 CHRISTOPHER STREET, NY NY. (YOU CAN NOW CALL HIS NAME WITHOUT BLASPHEMING!!!!) ALL MY GUESTS ARE GOING HOME WITH ONE. DID I FAIL TO MENTION WE SENT KIRK FRANKLIN AND A FEW OF OUR OTHER FAMOUS GOSPEL STARS ONE? OF COURSE EVERYONE IS GOING HOME WITH THEIR OWN LOVE MAKING JESUS!

THIS HAS BEEN OPRAH AND THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS!

by jah 9this was fun)