Tuesday, December 30, 2008

an old lady [humour]







An old lady was standing at the rail of the cruise ship holding her hat so that

the wind wouldn't blow it away.

A gentleman approached her & said, 'Pardon me, madam, I do not intend to

be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this wind?'

'Yes, I know,' said the lady. 'But I need my hands to hold onto my hat.'

'But madam, he said, 'you must know that you're derriere is exposed!' \

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and said, 'Sir, anything

you see down there is 85 years old, but I just bought this hat!'

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