FUN THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU ARE BROKE..OR AT LEAST INTERESTING THINGS TO DO

Have you ever had one of those days when you cant really afford to do anything? Maybe you get depressed or get into your WII or playstation or listen to music. But, that doesn't really address the problem.

So, what I do is this. It may seem mad kooky but it works.

If your fortunate enough to have gas in your car hop in. If not any form of Public Transportation works. Go to the biggest department store in your immediate area or for extra fun find a Target or walmart preferably with two or three floors like we have here in NY.

Fill your cart with every and anything you think you would want if you could afford it. Last month I even filled mine with vitamins Id like to try if they weren't so expensive the newest electric toothbrush, tons of creams and potions that guarantee you will look like you did ten years ago.

Then hit revery department you may need two carts. I used two once!

Pick out your dogs clothes and household products. I never fuck with the clothes. Me and Target and walmart done do to well on the dressing tip I'm like a 29 inch waist with a 34 length and they don't stock that size and we all know Baggy is out at least here anyway everything is straight leg again ( There is a God!!!!)

When your finished filling your carts oh god, EXHALE.,..then go to the cashier. This can go two ways. Your looking at probably 900 dollars worth of shit. That basically you can not afford. So you can either catch a attitude that the line is long and leave your cart there or if you need a ego booster put it all on your credit card and return it all the next day or if your feeling bitchy have her ring it up and then try to pay with one of those cards you know damn well the company stopped last year.( the last is my fave) those clerks looked so distressed at that ...yes! Misery does love comapny...it's true!

Act surprised and distressed and then leave....

This works... You ll feel just marvelous the rest of the day! maybe a bit off kilter mentally but hey?

The only side effects of this Therpy is that you may look for some of the stuff in the house later on and not remember if you bought it or what. Especially when drinking you will think sojmeone stole it or u left it at the store LOL .Otherwise their are no side effects...WONDERFUL therapy in this ailing economy..I might just run to targets and get a fix now....

Warning...This is habit forming