bootycall application ( humour)

Bootycall application

BOOTY CALL! Please fill out the below application if you want to be a booty call for this person. (To be taken very seriously) RE-POST IF U WANNA SEE WHO WANTS TO BE YOUR BOOTY CALL! Name: ___________________ Age: ____________________ Phone: (____) ____________ Occupation: ____________________ Height______ Weight______ Married(Y/N) __ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ Sexual Orientation: __________ How often do u wanna have ?(check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last? (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___ Do u like Giving oral ? (Y/N)___ What could you do for me that no one else could?: Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having, what do u do? (place "X" in all appropriate boxes) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ List three positions u like: 1. 2. 3. What is your preferred pace? (place "X" in appropriate spaces) Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous___ Do you like rough ? No__ Sometimes__ Always__ Do you like to talk dirty? No__ Sometimes__ Always__ When is the best time to reach u? (place "X" in appropriate spaces) Morning__ Afternoon__ Nite___ How late can u stay out? (place "X" in appropriate spaces) 11-12am__ 1-2am__ all nite___ Any talent or skills(Y/N) if so, list: Most interesting place you've done it: What would you do to me if we were stuck alone together in an elevator for an hour?: just reply to me I will go over the application and get back to you WOULD YOU USE THIS APPLICATION? (MAIL IN YOUR RESPONSE) YES 7 NO 1 MAYBE 0