Sunday, February 22, 2009

From My friend Ken (humour )

I didn't know for sure whether or not I should forward this and I'm doing so simply to make it possible for me to give you our United States difference from some of those listed here.

You see, in the United States a man is entitled to marry 16 different women: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer. So, you see, we're not totally nuts.


In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with
animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual
relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
directly at them during the examination. He may only
see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs
of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of
wood at all times.

(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation.

(Much worse than 'going blind!')
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel
the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay
them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there
any job anywhere else in the world that even comes
close to this?)
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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to
kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with
her bare hands.

The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be
killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England
but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)
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In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with
her husband, and the first time this happens, her
mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have
sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was such a huge problem that
they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending
machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be
dispensed from a vending machine only in places where
alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises.'

(Is this a great country or what?

Well, not as great as Guam !)
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And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)


Thank you for reading this. If you need to reach me
in the future, I will be in Guam

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