Sunday, January 04, 2009

HAIR CUT DAY, HARLEM NY, RANDOM THOUGHTS ON MISSELANOUS PEOPLES

I had to get my haircut and cuz I kinda have alot so i cut it every 4 months. crap grows right back!

I was in Harlem last week and I noiced that most of the barbershops on 125th were gone! They have a Marshalls, and Staples and stuff and a sort of make belive strip mall with block busters their .But still alot of moms and pops. But as soon as you get by the Apollo you see the Africans. I feel sorry for them cause on the news they find out when those women get here the people take their papers and put them to work. Thats sad sort of like indentured seritude. Im not really wanting to support that seems fowl.

anyway, i held out the dominicans do it too so its not just an afrikan thing. But its grimy how those african women are all in those doorways whispering to do your hair. They only charge 25.00 but i cant get my hair done in the street. im just not into that.

So my girl does mine. she cut it thank god. and blow dried it ill get it cornrowed today or tomorrow. I took alot of it off. Like 6 inches cause when you blow dry it it goes past the shoulders and itches my neck. I feel like I got fleas.

She charges 15.00 to wash it plus she eats all my chicken and rice and drinks all my A&W i love rootbeer. Shes a student at the cosmetolgy school tho i think she didnt graduate shes been lacing me for 4 years it doesnt take that damn long she could be a doctor in another 3 shoot

Everytime im in Harlem i want to move their. Dont know why. I never do tho. Such crap

125th stret is now full of young black boy prostitutes, hustlers. I call em bitch ass niggers.I hate those dudes 4 real.Like unbelievable. but true. They dont look that hot either least i wouldnt give em a damn dime. Tho when i was over by the federal building some of those dudes look awfully young thats that meth crew. They mess with that shit than they be selling ass or whatever.

Plus alot of white & asian guys have moved uptown since they built those condominums so of course ta da a new stroll. Half the black guys are just as bad. I guess thats the trend. trickin aint easy I guess

When i was 19 i couldnt be a prosttute my patience is too damn short for that crap. Knowing me id just as soon be a robber if it came down to that. matter of fact I know it. Think there getting something if they want...Bam its a rap. That sounds bad but i know myself and know if i had to sleep with a bunch of strangers every damn day id just become a armed robber orkill my damn self. Naw wouldnt kill myself id probbly kill someone. i don know...ijust couldnt do it. Thank god im not faced with that. im past 30 thank god! @ old to be selling a damn thing off my body not that theirs much 2 sell anyways! But still

You hardly see the transvestites prosttutes anymore.we use to harass them. I saw one coming out the store and Id get em id say "excuse me miss, pardones mami," theys look and id say ummm your nuts are showing" those drag queens would cuss me out when I was a kid. Good times! My neighbors are transgender. They are veryb quiet. One has breasts! Wonder what they will look like in 40 years. When they first moved here only my Nana was nice. She likes every damn boidy anyway. The girls were talking shit. Me i didnt cae one way or nother. Someone said theymay try to stel yo peeps i was like shit if he goes good riddance. I cant fight over no dude or girl. If someone wants to bounce eget to steppin I say! Yu cant make a person want to be with you. Just do it b4 im too damn old to get someone else dont wait til im wrinkly then u gotta stay. Sort like that movie misery! Just keep em hostage thats funny!

Back to these male whores I think its cause they are really shutting down the village.They built so many condominiums down there and closed most of those gay bars and stuff that they have to sell their wares else ware. I wonder how much they make?

they need to go to school if u ask me. They got too many diseases these days to be selling dick and azz. thats just unhealthy. Cant be much men are cheap anyway.

I have a sort of used to be friend who makes porno movies. Ive actually seen his pic in that nubian new yorkers group i just had to quit the group that was too much. But we were in elementry and junior high together. His whole family is good looking too. Anyway, he contracted the virus and shit and still makes those joints. I saw him on gates ave and he gave me those glossy post cards advertising where hes working and it was cool but it ws kind of weird cause he was so good looking in school i use to envy him everyone liked him too they hated me lol in 7th grade. I was hated i was an asshole basically thats why. But everyone loved this guy. He still looks great tho I cant hate.Even tho thats exactly what my ass is doing lol damn crackhead.

Plus his family wasnt broke but someone said alot of them (nekkid actors) are on drugs and stuff. They dont make a lot like the real actors and he lives with some old dude in jersey somewhere so maybe he is. I remember he asked me if I wanted to make a movie like years ago. Wanted me to go with him to damn Atl. i was like hell no. shit, I never get bigger than 142 anyway, I think back then i was maybe a buck 50. Plus im an average looking dude. Not my thing.

Funny i said i may become sombody famous one day lol. Hasnt happened yet but im too shy for that shit. i dont even take pics naked hell. Might as well be a mormon.

I took one sexy pic once tho for a friend. I stole that shit back too. I was impressed. It was the angles.he was good. I dont know what became of the pic tho. Those things can come back 2 haunt you

My hair came out kewl! Bonita used alot of heat from a blow dryer and a product called hot sauce. looks like a little bottle of hot sauce but its 4 your hair. ill get braids later tonight. I look all ahppy and shit. seemy curious george? hes been with me since i was 9

cant wear this crap out. but i like the new length. its not as long. People wanna touch your hair when its long. Im crzy superstious. Figure they may work santa m on me or something!

Well those are my thougts shame about Harlem. Half those condos are empty.Wish i had 400 thou laying around. I guess i could stand on 125th street lol

Serious tho People cant afford to move up their. My friend Tye lives in the basement see the pic and he pays 975 a month for a basement apt but its hooked up. but still!

They will be section 8 soon. Thats how harlem first got black anyway. It was orginally made for the influx of people who wanted to live on park avenue.Use to be all Irish when nana was young then Jewish Then the depression hit and they rented to blacks. Now its happening again. Thats good cause those folks cant afford to move.In NY its a arm and a leg to move. cost me close to 5 grand to move about one block. Wiped me out. We havent recovered yet! I use to be on the third floor a block away till my dd died and my mom came to saty then she got sick so we moved. She couldnt climb those 3 flights. she could but I wass so scared shed have a heart attack.Themoving peple charge estra to climb the stairs.

Thats NY they are moving all of us poor and middle out of NY. gabe wants to move to (that pics up on st nichols ave that hill is by the lional hampton projects the alley over their aint right.You can be molested or robbed or both.Tho when I was single and akid id cut threw their i was nevr molested oh well nor robbed thank god.But it does happen) Massachuetts...ummm anyway, the subway is going up to 3:00 thats 2 much!

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