You decide!!!

A man went to the hospital in Cooktown, Queensland to have his wedding

ring cut off from his penis.

According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's

girlfriend found the ringin his pants pocket.

She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used

petroleum jelly to slipthe ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

OR...

3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring

You decide!