Law of Telephone: If you ever dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Law of Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
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