WEST INDIAN DAY PARADE

SO TODAY WAS THE WEST INDIAN DAY PARADE HERE IN BROOKLYN.

THERE IS THREE DAYS OF CARNAVIL ENDING WITH PARADE ON LABOR DAY. LAST YEARS PICS ARE IN MY PHOTOS IF YA WANNA SEE THE MADNESS.

I WOKE UP SO LATE! I THINK I AM HAVING A EARLY MID LIFE CRISIS CAUSE IM SLEEPING ALOT OR MAYBE ITS THE CHANGE OF THE WEATHER HERE IN NY?

ANYWAY, I FINALLY MADE IT OUT AND OMG THE NATIVES WERE TRULY RESTLESS IN THE HOOD. WHERE THE FU*K DO ALL THESE PPL COME FROM MY NEIGHBORHOOD SHOULD HAVE THE AWASRD FOR THE UGLIEST DAMN MEN IN THE USA BUT ONCE A YEAR WE GET TEASED WITH WHAT SHOULD OF BEEN.

I KNOW THATS FUCKED UP BUT HELL IM IN A RELATIONSHIP NOT BLIND!

sO aNYWAY mY FRIEND THREW A PARTY AND i GOT THERE AND i SWEAR i HAVENT BEEN TO A HARD CORE PARTY LIKE THIS IN MY LIFE! THEIR WAS NO ATTEMPT AT QUALITY CONTROL AT ALL.

THERE WERE TOPLESS GIRLS, TOPLESS GUYS PPL WERE DOING X, Y AND MUTHA FUKIN Z.

THE BEST PART WAS THIS BROTHER CAME UP TO ME HE HAD TO BE LIKE MAYBE 40 TOPS AND SAID HE WAS LOOKING FOR SOME NEEZZY AND I MIGHT FIT THE BILL.

OH FOR THOSE OF U THAT DONT KNOW NEEZY IS CODE FOR "NEW ASS" I WAS LIKE DAMN I AINT LOOKIN FOR NO DIESEL PA . BUT DAMN I FELT SOOOOOO OLLLLLDDDDD!

GABE SAID YOU NEED TO GET OUT MORE BUT DAMN IF EVERY PARTYS ABOUT SEX AND DRUGS WHAT THE "F" AM I TO DO FOR RECREATION?????

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