WHY IS HE A HOT MESS

WHY IS HE A HOT MESS?

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A FEW WEEKS AGO I WAS ENJOYING A DOUBLE ( YES! A DOUBLE! STOLIVANCHA MARTINI AT A LOCAL GAY BAR CALLED THE MONSTERS IN GREENWICH VILLAGE NEW YORK. WHEN THIS YOUNG BLACK JAMAICAN GUY SIDLED UP TO THE BAR BESIDE ME/ "OH GOD THIS FAGGOT IS GONNA HIT ON ME" WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT.

OF COURSE I SHOULDN'T HAVE FLATTERED MYSELF! HE INTRODUCED HIS SELF AS DAMIEN AND TOLD ME HE WAS A COMMUNICATIONS MAJOR. I TOLD HIM THAT WAS GREAT THEN HE STROKED MY EGO HE SAID " I READ THE EZINE TRUE URBAN HAVOC. WELL OF COURSE I PERKED RIGHT UP! WE'VE BEEN PUTTING OUT THE EZINE GOING ON 7 YEARS NOW AND JUST RECENTLY EMERGED FROM A HIATUS AND WERE DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET OUR NEWS, THOUGHTS AND VIEWS OUT THERE AGAIN TO OUR READERS.

HE THEN ASKED "WHY DID YOU GUYS STOP. DEFENSIVELY I TOLD HIM "WE DIDN'T STOP WE ARE ON A HIATUS" HE GRUNTED...THE LIL BASTARD GRUNTED! HE THEN SAID ( AS ONLY A AFRICAN AMERICAN VIA KINGSTON JAMAICA) SHADILY "WELL IT MUST BE A LONG HIATUS ...I THEN REPLIED "IF MORE PEOPLE CONTRIBUTED WE WOULDN'T HAVE THESE HIATUSES.

i LOVE MY BROTHERS BECAUSE HE ASK`ED "COULD I DO THE FASHION SECTION? I WANTED TO CRY SO WELCOME OUR NEWEST MEMBER TO THE TRUE URBANE HAVOC E ZINE FAMILY! DAMIEN HIS FIRST ARTICLE WILL APPEAR THIS FRIDAY AND THE BOI CAN DRESS. HES 19 YEARS OLD AND I REALLY ENJOY OUR TIME VIA MAIL WORKING ON THE EZINE. HE JOINS...JAWAN PERRY, FROM NEW PORT NEWS VIRGINIA, MAJ FROM TUNISA ( OUR PHOTOGRAPHER HES BREATHTAKING!) SADIQ B. MUHAMMAD FROM BED STY BROOKLYN, AND H JOHNSON FROM NASSAU COUNTY NY. I'M HAPPY THAT THE EZINE IS STILL GOING DEALING WITH ISSUES THAT AFFECT OUR LIVES ALONG WITH OUR NEW SECTION "BLOG OF THE DAY AND ALL THOSE GREAT NAKED PICTURES ( I HAVE GROWN SO IMMUNE TO THEM SADLY.SO DAMIEN IS OUR DEFINITION OF A HOT MESS...IF YOU AVE HUNG OUT WITH A GAY JAMAICAN YOU KNOW WHY!!! WELCOME AND OF COURSE ALL MY MULTIPLY FAMILY IS WELCOMED TO SUBSCRIBE ITS FREE. IT IS ADULT ORIENTATED DUE TO THE NUDE MODELS AND EROTIC STORY MATTER. BUT HEY....ITS FREE... IF YOUD LIKE AN ISSUE SIMPLY SEND AN EMAIL TO TUHAVOCEZINE2AOL.COM AND PUT FREE SUBSCRIBE IN THE SUBJECT BOX...THATS ALL...