FROM THE GOOD OLE DAYZ.....BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT? Got this from mi reina Mz. Panama

Booty Call Agreement THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of__________, 2005, by_______________________ , between __________________ and _________________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over -- unless it is VERY good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2 No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 8 PM--we really don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit--only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup", unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 6. All gifts accepted--money is always good.. 7. No calling each other "friends with benefits" -- we are not friends, just sex buddies. 8. No extra clothing -- I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 9. No falling asleep right after sex -- it's over, so get your ass up and go home. 10. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's boyfriend/girlfriend." 11.Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you, just fuck you. 12.We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME -- so don't keep calling. 13. The most important one -- not clean, no fucking. Carry your ass home. 14.Bring your own drink -- I am not your liquor store. 15. No phone use, please -- don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass. Rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this agreement, it will automatically be deemed null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST, deleted from phone memory and email list BLOCKED from all communications. Signature:____________________________ Date:________