male or female?

Male or Female? You might not have known this,�but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.�� Here are some examples:��� � � FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. � � � � � PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.� �� They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. � � � � � TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated � � � � � HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under�them. � � � � SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. � � � � WEB PAGES:� Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. � � � � TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. � � � � EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. � � � � HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. � � � eight=128 width=151 border=0 DATASIZE="3152" ID="15" SRC="aoladp://MA22082166-0015/file007.jpg"> � THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would�be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

Another video, about 5 1/2 minutes, that touches on that little part of me, deep down inside, that still holds out hope for what I like to call

the wholearthspeople. Give it a few minutes at least, and maybe it will touch you, too.