BILLIE HOLIDAY -VS- SADE ON PODOMATIC

TWO OF THE GREATIST SINGERS THAT HAVE MINIMAL OCTAVE RANGE GO TOE TO TOE IN THIS BATTLE! BILLIE HOLIDAYS TRACKS ARE REMIXED INTO THE 2K TO SHOW SHE STILL HAS THE STUFF....THIS IS A CLASSIC PODCAST ENJOY!!! Few performers hypnotize an audience as effectively as Sade. Like Billie Holiday, the Nigerian-born diva employs a sharp, seductive vocal wisp that hooks ears, eyes, and hearts in communal anticipation of her next note

why you should check your kids homework!

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week
before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had,
and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were
fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing
around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we
had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she
turns it in.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Smith

Henna calls this "When Farm Kids Get Bored." (art)

Henna calls this "When Farm Kids Get Bored."

I always thought they did something else to do away with boredom.

3D MURALS PAINTED ON THE SIDES OF BUILDINGS BY TROMPE L'OEIL ARTIST JOHN PUGH...FASINATING

A vertical version of the sidewalk 3D artist. Amazing!

3D murals painted on the sides of buildings by
trompe l'oeil (trick-the-eye) artist John Pugh



Main Street, Los Gatos , California. Even the woman peering into the ruin is part of the mural.

Taylor Hall, California State University, Chico, California. The Doric-style columns are actually nothing but paint.

Honolulu, Hawaii. This mural took two months of studio work to plan and another six months to execute with the help of 11 other artists. Featured are Queen Liliuokalani, the last monarch of the Hawaiian Islands, and Duke Kahanamoku, the ultimate father of surfing.

This mural at the Cafe Trompe L'oeil, San Jose, California, is entitled Art Imitating Life Imitating Art Imitating Life. This customer doesn't leave at closing time.





Bay in a Bottle, Santa Cruz, California. The passer-by is part of the mural.

Looks like a nice spot to rest your weary feet on a sidewalk in front of the Sarasota County Health Center, Florida.





Slowin' Down to Take a Look in Winslow, Arizona. Included, of course, is "a girl, my lord, in a flat bed Ford slowin' down to take a look at me."

DATING IN KENTUCKY

DATING IN KENTUCKY

A Kentucky State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window. 'Uh, yes, Officer?'

The trooper asks: 'What are you doing?'

The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine.

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the trooper says:

'And her, what is she doing?'

The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.'

Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane ... and nothing obscene is happening!

The trooper asks: 'What's your age, young man?'

The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir.'

The trooper asks: 'And her .... what's her age?'

The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes..'

from a friend on myspace i liked this itz mad old tho from 2006 i liked it 4 some reason

Everyday is harder without you I realize so much how i took you for granted . I'm even sadder know that I'm so much of a late bloomer and you wisdom has dawned on me after the fall and destruction of our empire.

Everytime I think about you i want to just go hide because it hurts to know i love you and your love is mute for me. Each day i battle with the changes and every day my heart breaks. With the feeling of regret of my past wrong doings to you. I wish i could cry in your arms like i use to like a baby know the only person here with me is god .

I sometimes wonder if those selfish petty reasons i had for leaving you was worth it. But, as I grief I love you more because my love for you is eternal and forever always forever

Dominique

Today was Friday random thoughts from the kitchen

I'm sitting here in the kitchen that looks like a hurricane ran thru it. Gabe finished his chores (damn him) I'm too lazy to do crap! Have you ever just wished you could throw everything away and start from scratch!

Sometimes I wish I could get G to do more but years ago we made our little pack on who does what. If I try to negotiate now God only knows what he may try to negotiate.

On September 13, we celebrated our 9th year. I often think about some of my friends who are single they seem really happy I wonder what I would have been like real single like?

I wish sometimes that we lived in the suburbs. The two years we spent in NC tho were horrible but secretly I liked it. Their were no clubs and we use to really chill and talk and walk and stuff. But it got old....Sometimes I look at those pics and be like wow

I reconnected with a good friend from my past. Dee a really nice person. I cant imagine we didn't fall out we just drifted. We were so crazy back in the days. One time this gay guy tried to talk to his lover which was my Ex. But we were like really good friends. Anyway, how we became so tigght was dee came to me and said "I'm so feeling Buck and I was like yall make a good match! They were both crazy as hell and both were my close friends me and Buck had never done the "deed" we was just kinda dating. He was a Latin Prince and he wanted to get out but you can get murdered or beat down for leaving a gang so I didn't want no parts of that shit. However, so him and Dee hooked up and this Gay guy tried to talk to Buck I mean really tried to move in and Dee heard about it cause Buck told him and I told dee " Beat that faggots ass or Ill beat yours a disrespectful bitch" so we were at the club and we were in the bathroom and in walked the guy and so Dee asked him " why was he dissin him and blah blah blah and then hit the kid and the kid ran by me and I caught him by the collar and said "oh no you gonna wear this ass whuppin" It was funny. The kid was David and he was always starting stuff and lying so it calmed him for a few weeks then his old man found out and wow! Even I felt bad for a second for him.

wow, what a wild memory we were all like teenagers then . Good dayz.

well let me do my chores I'm gettin the evil eye LOL

THE GEM COLORED THEATER (HOUR BACK ON TRUE URBAN HAVOC)

OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION THIS WEEK COMES FROM 13 YEAR OLD NIGEL JACKSON WITH SCENES FROM New Orleans which is Republic Pictures' spin on such "musical origin" films as Birth of the Blues and Dixie. Covering nearly four decades, the story is a fanciful recreation of the "birth" of American jazz music. Arturo de Cordova plays Nick Duquesne, owner of a posh gambling house in turn-of-the-century New Orleans (yes, that's an uncredited Shelley Winters as Duquesne's secretary!) When the "good" people of the town forced Duquesne to pack up and leave, he relocates in Chicago, where he discovers that his customers are turned on by hot jazz. Hiring bandleader Louis Armstrong to entertain his patrons, Duquesne no longer has to rely on gambling to make a living. Romance enters the picture in the form of Miralee Smith (Dorothy Patrick), a straightlaced student of classical music who learns to kick up her heels and shed her inhibitions at the sound of jazz. New Orleans is the only mainstream Hollywood feature good enough to cast Billie Holliday in a major role: true, she's playing a maid, but a maid with the most exquisitve singing voice this side of Heaven. The film's highlight is the Holiday/Armstrong duet "Do You Know What it Means to Miss New Orleans", surely one of the great moments of movie-musical history. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide

AT INTERMISSION WE HAVE "THE AWARDS SHOW WITH NONE OTHER THAN BUCK. HES FUNNY AS HELL, CATCH HIS SHOW ON YOU TUBE. ALSO DURING INTERMISSION WE HAVE THE TRUE URBAN HAVOC STORY. MEET OUR CAST! ALL OF OUR PICTURES AND A GREAT SONG BY NONE OTHER THASN PAC.

THEN ITS BACK TO THE MOVIE.

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TELL ME I AINT READY 4 THE HOLIDAYS ALREADY LOL

I COPPED THIS 2DAY IMMA MAKE ME ONE THIS YEAR I REALLY AM!!!!!

COOL HUH?

picture of the year!!!! 4 real!

The intensity of the dog's face shows more sincerity than most people!
Picture of the year!!! Ya' gotta' love the face on the dog!

'Dear Lord:
Thank you for bringing me to Timmy's house and not to Michael Vick's -- AMEN!'

Susan Boyle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBWNy3H1ALI

Susan Boyle sings the Rolling Stones classic.

The stranded irishman

THE STRANDED IRISHMAN

One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.

He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship"

As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.

Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit. Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?"

"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.

With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter.

He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the castaway, "that is so good! I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Bushmill's Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde.

Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."

Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him.

He opened the flask and took a long drink.. " 'Tis nectar of the gods!" shouted the Irishman. " 'Tis truly fantastic!!!"

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!"

polital science 4 dummies

DEMOCRAT	You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone.
REPUBLICAN	You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?
SOCIALIST	You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
COMMUNIST	You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE	You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE	You have two cows. Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.
AMERICAN CORPORATION	You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION	You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION	You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
GERMAN CORPORATION	You have two cows. You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
ITALIAN CORPORATION	You have two cows but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. Life is good.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION	You have two cows. You have some vodka. You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.
TALIBAN CORPORATION	You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two. You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts. You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.
IRAQI CORPORATION	You have two cows. They go into hiding. They send radio tapes of their mooing.
POLISH CORPORATION	You have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.
BELGIAN CORPORATION	You have one cow. The cow is schizophrenic. Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish. The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow. The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk. The cow asks permission to be cut in half. The cow dies happy.
FLORIDA CORPORATION	You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking one. Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one. Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither. Some people can't figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow.
CALIFORNIA CORPORATION	You have millions of cows. They make real California cheese. Only five speak English. Most are illegal. Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.

aint gonna be yo friend nnoooooooo moorrrre! beech

OK IM TIGHT.MAD TIGHT. WHEN I WENT AWAY I WAS AFRAID WE HAD LEFT THE BATHROOM WINDOW OPEN AND WE DID LEAVE THE FRONT WINDOW OPENED AND UNLATCHED.

SEE IM SMALL AND CAN ACTUALLY CLIMB IN THE WINDOW AND HEAD FIRST INTO THE TUB AND GET IN THE HOUSE.

BUT ON THE 19TH I CALLED A RELATIVE AND TOLD THEM TO CALL "SO AND SO "AND CALL ME AT THE HOTEL AND ID FED EX THE KEYS SO THEY COULD CLOSE UP MY HOUSE.

DO U KNOW WHAT THIS PUNK HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY " OH WHY ME?" AINT THAT JUST LIKE A FAG? If I was five years younger id punch him in the face

NOW THIS IS WHY IM MAD THERES NEVER, ever, EVER! BEEN A TIME THIS BITCH HASNT CALLED AND ASKED FOR SOMETHING OR HELP WITH SOMETING OR WHATEVER AND i EVER DENIED HIS ASS.

MY PPL DIDNT WANT TO TELL ME WELL I THINK DEEP DOWN THEY DID LOL U KNOW HOW SHADY LADIES OF A CERTIN AGE CAN BE.

UN.....B......BELIEVABLE...AND THE FOOL DIDNT EITHER!!!! LUCKILY i WASNT ROBBED BLIND! HUMPH

IM NOT THEIR FRIEND ANYMORE LOL BUT ILL STOP BEING THEIR FRIEND AFTER THEY NEED ME THEN ILL SAY "OH AM i THE ONLY ONE YOU THOUGHT TO CALL" DAMN SOUTHERN FAGGOTS KILL ME NO HOSPITALITY WHATSOEVER. i HOPE HES FORCED TO MOVE BACK TO THAT TOWN HES FROM. THAT WILL BE HIS PENACE.

IM PEEEVED ABOUT THIS. OH WELL IM ALWAYS PEEEVED ABOUT SOMETHING

I AM STILL WORKING ON IT BUT ITS GETING THERE...UMMM SORT OF

All summer I have worked to get a flat stomich. I am very proud of it see my flat stomich.

Now I just need the abs? Thats too much like work! oh well.

This was hard but I ate once a day basically. last few weeks I went to eating regular and couldnt hardly eat a whole plate 3 times a day.

IM going to the gym this winter ..but then I said 4 what?

maybe I should see how much weight I can gain! now that would be fun!

in anyevent i am most proud of my flatness may it last a lil while anyway till some nice person gives me some yam pies

HOW TO PLANT A FRIENDSHIP GARDEN

First, you come to the garden alone,
While the dew is still on the roses

For the garden of your daily living,
Plant three rows of peas:

1. Peace of mind
2. Peace of heart
3. Peace of soul

Plant four rows of squash:

1. Squash gossip
2. Squash indifference
3. Squash grumbling
4. Squash selfishness

Plant four rows of lettuce:

1. Let us be faithful
2. Let us be kind
3. Let us be patient
4. Let us love one another

No garden is without turnips:

1. Turn up for meetings
2. Turn up for service
3. Turn up to help one another

To conclude our garden we must have thyme:

1. Time for each other
2. Time for family
3. Time for friends

Water freely with patience and cultivate with love.
There is much fruit in your garden because you reap what you sow.

-- Author Unknown

TWISTED JOKES FOR CLEAN MINDS

FINALLY!!! ARTISTIC DIFFRENCES...pics for "tribal fete" episode

Can not believe we are staying on schedule! But this evening we had major...MAJOR artisitic diffrences ( that sounds polite) as you probbly see in the pictures my friends and I are all of diffrent cultural backgrounds but it has never come into play in a major way until we introduced this genere of electronical called drum and bass/ tribal.

Admittedly, I think tribal electronical is a very, extremly sexual form of music. Even though truthfully I rarely listen to it myself. (too much bangin) its great for backsground music when your having sex.

The good thing aout working amongst friends their is no disrespect but.....we came close. these were the pictures offered me to make the pod cast cover.

I personally don't like to see women debased and the originally title of the show was to be called "Welcome To Our Jungle" and the cover was to have either a black man dressed like Tarzan, a white woman dressed like jane"

I balked! I mean I balked and thus it took till 4am with everyone due at work at 10:00 am tomorrow to get it posted!

these were the rejects:

They were just too much lol so I totally like the cover I made. Most of the audience is comprised of other DJ's there are a few gay and lesbian pod cast but none use really suggestive pictures. They are pretty tasteful. Our group is from age 25-44 so that's a lot of different minds lol. Plus we have an inspirational show on sundays those people are like old cause my nana use to host that show and I was like the subscribers don't wanna see that.

well I won. i don't think its selling out when you present a decent packaging. I really don't. As usual our pod cast is posted on my front page and at our site http://trueurbanehavoc.podOmatic.com

FINALLY!!! ARTISTIC DIFFRENCES...pics for "tribal fete" episode

Can not believe we are staying on schedule! But this evening we had major...MAJOR artisitic diffrences ( that sounds polite) as you probbly see in the pictures my friends and I are all of diffrent cultural backgrounds but it has never come into play in a major way until we introduced this genere of electronical called drum and bass/ tribal.

Admittedly, I think tribal electronical is a very, extremly sexual form of music. Even though truthfully I rarely listen to it myself. (too much bangin) its great for backsground music when your having sex.

The good thing aout working amongst friends their is no disrespect but.....we came close. these were the pictures offered me to make the podcast cover.

I personally dont like to see women debased and the orginally title of the show was to be called "Welcome To Our Jungle" and the cover was to have either a black man dressed like Tarzan, a white woman dressed like jane"

I balked! I mean I balked and thus it took till 4am with everyone due at work at 10:00 am tomorrow to get it posted!

these were the rejects:

They were just too much lol so I totally like the cover I made. Most of the audience is comprised of other DJ's there are a few gay and lesbian podcast but none use really sugestive pictures. They are pretty tasteful. Our group is from age 25-44 so thats a lot of duiffrent minds lol. Plus we have an inspirational show on sundays those people are like old cause my nana use to host that show and I was like the subscribers dont wanna see that.

well I won. i dont think its selling out when you present a decent packaging. I reaslly dont. As usual our podcast is posted on my front page and at our site http://trueurbanehavoc.podOmatic.com