why you should check your kids homework!

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week
before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had,
and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were
fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing
around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we
had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she
turns it in.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Smith