TOP 12 INDICATORS THE ECONOMY IS BAD
12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
11.. You get a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
10. You go to buy a toaster oven and they give you a bank.
9. Hot wheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM and Chrysler in the stock market.
8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM - to discuss the Stimulus Package.
7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
6. People in Beverly Hills fire their nannies and are learning their children's names.
5. The highest paid job is now jury duty.
4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.
2. The Mafia is laying off judges.
6. People in Beverly Hills fire their nannies and are learning their children's names.
5. The highest paid job is now jury duty.
4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.
2. The Mafia is laying off judges.
And the #1 indicator of all:
1. If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds," you have to call
to ask if they meant you or them.
.......and that is just the tip of the ice-cube.....
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