Fw: [tmobilesidekick78] Things that make you wonder ..

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From: BabyBrwneyez <My_Yahoo#paradisedreams@tmail.com>
Subject: [tmobilesidekick78] Things that make you wonder ..
Date: Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:22:59 -0700

Here you go......

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there
is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when a revolve
r is thrown at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If people evolved from apes,why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running ove r a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bu gs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
~~~Now send this on to your friends and make them smile too!~~~
*Sent from a Sidekick Slide*

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Pats ready for winter

Target is keepin our baby warm... a tiny woolrich coat may it last him 2
years or more
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Sidekick slide

I like the slide but the keyboard is just 2 cramped imma go to
craigslist and sell it for 150.00 plus they have to trade their sidekick
3.

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Why I love brooklyn

I just do. When I first came 2 brooklyn I was so scared I was from the
inter racial suburbs and we lived so diffrent.
Now, its home!
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Its true life is a wonderful commodity

This is my baby patrick mguilicuddy
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That ole green eyed monster

Its a drag for a person to be envious of poor people who come across a
stroke of luck or blessings and have a glimmer of happiness in their
dreary lives.
Then the that ole green eyed monster comes and just hates and wishes to
destroy everything.
Its sad but happens every damn day.....Good morning heartache...sitdown
We never know what's enough until we've had more than enough

When will this madness end?

Raz b and chris stokes. All the mudslinging.
Its all very plausible and could be true.
Ill say this being married with 4 kids has never discouraged homosexual
or pedohillia behavior before....maybe mr. Stokes thinks he's special?
I hope to god none of this sick shit is true.

We never know what's enough until we've had more than enough

This is gonna be a good movie

Can't wait, can't wait!!! It looks like a hours worth of laffs
We never know what's enough until we've had more than enough

My trustee sidekick

I really should graduate to the blackberry but I love my sidekick...
We never know what's enough until we've had more than enough

When I was very young

The world was older than i
We never know what's enough until we've had more than enough

December 206

Taken on troy ave christmas
We never know what's enough until we've had more than enough

subject

I can't believe sherry called. Ok granted I didn't answer the phone but
still.....now I'm cooking a turkey shortie bought over here. That was so
nice really.
Man cannot live alone. When I'm broke I'm damn alone go figure.
Patrick is such a unbelievably good dog. Only barks when someone is
near the door but I noticed something very important. He can tell people
that should not be trusted at all.
Dogz are smart.
Well, I'm going to fix a martini, cook some corn bread and plot the rest
of the weekends dreary activity
We never know what's enough until we've had more than enough

Am I smarter than a fith grader

Those qauestions are hard jack. Some shit I ask myself did I even learn
it?
I swear.
My math level isn't and never was up to par when I was when 5th grade.
But, I found a math book in front of the school on Albany Ave and o plan
to use that math book.
That's the good thing about schools in the neighborhood they are always
throwing away books and I've gotten some good ones.
So maybe ill be smarter than a fifth grader in the long run
We never know what's enough until we've had more than enough

Today

Well, today I was literally laid out all day. But, I doid some thinking
jan 7 today the bullshit stops and I swear imma fight to make this
happen.
I can't blame no one for thos. Ronnie didn't make it any easier and I'm
an adult I should have known better.
But, their is time to get it together and if I have 2 move heave3n and
earth I will.
I'm tired of being tired.
I should have known better. I really should have. Just thank God I woke
up before it was really too late.
My finances, what's left of it is secure. Imma open some new accounts
and start investing wisely.
I'll be ok....yeah
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Things happen.....funny

I like these little cartoons that Kenny sends
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Cigarettes

I need to leave the ciggrettes alone but I swear their are so few fuckin
pleasures and parliments are one of them. But I smoke like 2 ciggarettes
a day.
I use to smoke a pack and a half back when I was like 20 those were damn
salems.
I smoked a half a pack of Kent ciggettes when I was a teen.
Maybe I have an addictiv3e personality
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High as hell

I am fuckin high as hell its 6 22 am I'm headed to bed. Drinkin my azz
off. Shit
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How many times

How many times do we have to start over?????
Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®

New years eve

What type of person will I be in the new year
Wil I be deep and soulful
Dashing and intelellectual
Ghetto and rawkus
Or will I choose to be
Me?

What type people will I befriend in the new year
Loud and raucous
Bossy or shallow
Religious or uptight
Or will I allow friendships to take their natural place
And let them be themselves
Around me

What type of person will I make love to?
Sexy and goodlooking?
Frail and dowdy?
Fat or skinny
Or will it matter
I may let them be themselves
Around me
And most definately
What will be will be
We have two eyes, two ears, two hands and two feet but only one mouth.
Which means we should look, listen, work and walk twice as hard as we
talk!
Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®

Patrick

Peek a boo I see you
We have two eyes, two ears, two hands and two feet but only one mouth.
Which means we should look, listen, work and walk twice as hard as we
talk!
Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®