I didn't know for sure whether or not I should forward this and I'm doing so simply to make it possible for me to give you our United States difference from some of those listed here.  
    You see, in the United States a man is entitled to marry 16 different women:  4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.  So, you see, we're not totally nuts.
        |        |       |  In  Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual
 relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
      (Like THAT makes sense.)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
 In  Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a
 woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
 directly at them during the examination. He may only
 see their reflection in a mirror.
 
 (Do they look different reversed?)
 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
 Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
 corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs
 of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of
 wood at all times.
 
 (A brick?)
 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
 The penalty for masturbation in  Indonesia is
 decapitation.
 
 (Much worse than 'going blind!')
 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
 There are men in Guam  whose full-time job is to travel
 the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay
 them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
 Reason: under  Guam  law, it is expressly forbidden for
 virgins to marry.
 
 (Let's just think for a minute; is there
 any job anywhere else in the world that even comes
 close to this?)
 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
 In  Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to
 kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with
 her bare hands.
 The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be
 killed in any manner desired.
 
 (Ah! Justice!)
 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
 Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England
 but only in tropical fish stores.
 
 (But of course!)
 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
 In  Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with
 her husband, and the first time this happens, her
 mother must be in the room to witness the act.
 
 (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
 
 In  Santa Cruz ,  Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have
 sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
 
 (I presume this was such a huge problem that
 they had to pass this law?)
 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
 In  Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending
 machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be
 dispensed from a vending machine only in places where
 alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
 premises.'
 
 (Is this a great country or what?
 Well, not as great as  Guam  !)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
 
 And, the best for last?
 
 Turtles can breathe through their butts.
 
 (And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
   Thank you for reading this. If you need to reach me
 in the future, I will be in Guam
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