The Flasher

Tillie - Maude - Gertrude

These
three old ladies and their dogs were
sitting on a park bench having
a quiet conversation when
a flasher approached from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies,stood
right in front of them and
opened his trench coat.

Gertrude
immediately had a stroke.

Then
Maude also had a stroke.

But
Tillie, being older and more feeble,

couldn't
reach that far .